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MALAYSIA & SINGAPORE GUIDE TO LIFE

First there are the now famous 5 things that Singaporeans need to live:
1. Car
2. Condo
3. Credit Card (Gold)
4. Cash
5. Career

Then there are the 5 K's which are Singaporeans traits (and fast becoming Malaysians too):
1. Kiasu (scared of losing)
2. Kiasee (scared of dying)
3. Kiabor (scared of wife)
4. Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
5. Kiachenghu (scared of government)

Now comes the 5 numerals for the average person living in Singapore and Malaysia:
SINGAPORE
1. One Wife
2. Two Children
3. Three Bedroom Condo
4. Four Wheels
5. Five Figure Salary

MALAYSIA
5. Five Children
4. Four Wives
3. Three Figure Salary
2. Two Wheels
1. One-Room Flat


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